Excuse me, Marvel?
Yes hi. Big fan. Really. But um, could you maybe, you know:
- Black Widow put her in everything okay
- More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves
- Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
- Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
- Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please
also ALL THE FEMALE HEROES PLEASE
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
My favorite story about the I Don’t Care video is that the people Patrick and Joe are dropping water balloons on are the fans that were waiting to get in the video shoot. They had NO idea they were above them and were about to drop water balloons on them. God bless.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor